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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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shaula is very gorgeous, she’s caring and is honest. she can be a little rude if you get on her bad side. she’s very hilarious, can make anymore laugh by the dumb things she says. she’s also very athletic as well.
shaula is my hilarious
shaula by rereres February 10, 2019
shmales love to eat kosher flakes
shmale by sillylove123 August 16, 2012

shmarlzvan 

Shmarlzvan is a very interesting and smart person. She has brown curly brown hair and is younger than most of her fabtabuliscious friends. She is friends with the breadstick and the Tiran. Shmarlzvan likes star wars and the lion king. Her location of living is unknown. Other names can be Toulia, Shmarlia and Parliwarla. You are very lucky if you meet the Shmarlzvan. She is very rare and so you should be fortunate if you spot her in her natural environment/habitat.
Oh my god, that must be the Shmarlzvan... she is very Shmarlian.
shmarlzvan by TiranJG March 24, 2019
A shaul is usually a very good looking athletic and smart person who gets girls with ease as well as being very charismatic. They are usually very popular and never get angry at anyone for anything but will get very depressed after coming out of a relationship.
Wow that guy is awesome I wish I was better friends with him. He must be a shaul.
Shaul by Serena ur bitch September 27, 2020
Shmalt is another word for busting a nut
I just shmalted on the floor
shmalt by Timmy Ewing November 8, 2019