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Shmaltzy 

Dramatic; awesome to a big extent.
Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!
Shmaltzy by Bee :] April 22, 2009
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SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.
Wow, nice shmants dude.
shmants by Salvo October 19, 2007
Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.
Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.
Shmolts by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008
another name used for someone who is a pussy.
Pj Tomasasetti is such a shmatsy.

Look at that kid over there playing golf, what a shmatsy.
Shmatsy by birdwellington January 8, 2010

SmaltSpatha 

SmaltSpatha was being a dickhead
SmaltSpatha by JpTheDouchebag March 8, 2019

SmaltSpatha 

SmaltSpatha is an absolute fucking idiot, all he does is act like a nine year old