shmagoggles

All messed up, crooked, in dissaray.

I thought that guy was hot until I saw that his teeth are all shmagoggles!

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Synagoggles

Eyewear used to see "secret synagogues" invisible to the naked eye.

Jeez Louise, I need to worship but this place looks pretty un-jewish.....best put on my synagoggles

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the act of cumming in someone’s eyes and ears then shitting in their mouth

I gave becky the Slavakian seagoggles

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more than anything there ever was. It its higher than infinity.

there are a shmagoogle of stars in the universe.

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The act of placing one testicle on each eye of an unconcious, or willing individual. AKA 'eye tea-bagging'.

Dude 1: so I put my nutts over both her eyes!
Dude 2: word? arabian seagoggles?

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I couldnt tell if they lady with the schmagoggled eyes was looking at me or the person next to me.

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we love to shmagiggle

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