get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.

Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.

get shmaggled by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009

Shmaggot

A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.

Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!

Shmaggot by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Shmagnolia

Shmagnolia also known as semen, cum, man muck etc...

" When i get to yours im gonna fill you with my shmagnolia " " Im gonna [fire my shmagnolia all over your tits "

Mate: "did you get any last night?"
Guy: "of course i did, i painted the inside of her vagina walls with shmagnolia"

Shmagnolia by Jcashcollins July 5, 2017

Shmaggle 

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!

You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty

Shmaggle by Nashers December 27, 2008

shmaggle 

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

shmaggle by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

Shmaggle-baggle 

A word that replaces any action.

I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.

Shmaggle-baggle by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Shmaggot

1. The word one uses to replace “faggot” when the teacher is around 2. A combination of shit and faggot.

Hey give me back my pencil you shmaggot!

Shmaggot by Dirty fart November 13, 2017