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Lazy Shloozan 

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.
“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022
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shnoogans 

an expression used to show ones feelings of happiness or pleasure.

not to be confused with the word "snoogans" that jay uses in kevin smith movies, which is a term used for meaning just kidding.
"Shnoogans! That was good pie!"
shnoogans by excentricpsychopuppy August 18, 2006

Shnoogans 

Kick Ass!! Or cool! Something wicked awesome! The best
Dude, I got so fuckin stoned over the weekend...



SHNOOGANS!
Shnoogans by Big Rog. February 7, 2005

shnoogan 

Punching a guy in the balls. Weirdly named, rarely seen, since most people prefer to kick, it's more painful and less creepy. ^^
"Hey Carl, want a shnoogan?"
shnoogan by [dollface] May 25, 2006
one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths
i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator
schloogan by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009

shnoogans 

used to express that you are not serious about your previous statement, and to tell someone to chill out about it.
"Becka's such a whore,dude.Why do you go out with her?"
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM??"
"SHNOOGANS dude, shnoogans!"
shnoogans by Spazzle Dazzle March 19, 2005

shloogamahoof 

Alternate spelling of Schloogamahoof, the last audible word uttered by Fred Flooftdooft, as recorded by Harry Hurtleflab (1922-1996) during an ill-fated hunt for wild zangdoos in the upper reaches of the Meep Zonk Delta.
Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!
shloogamahoof by Googles January 22, 2004