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1.
taking a shit in someone else ass followed by anal and the victim then gives long titillating head
Shapiro: "Hey Lowy, heard you got a shloof last night"
Lowy: "ya it was really intense, my ass is killing me"
Shapiro: "make sure to clean it with some windex or something"
by lowy April 23, 2009
 
2.
noun - A person or animal who is tired. Can also mean lazy. (adj - Shloofy)
Aww my dog is so tired, she is a realy shloof.

You're such a shloof, get off the couch and do some work.
by prcg October 19, 2009