Shlibbing

this is used to express your feelings in any way shape or form

I will do the shlibbing on you
I feel like a shlibber
I will shlibble your mother

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shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

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The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

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while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

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Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

shlomming by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

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The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

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The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon

I was sploobing all night

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