shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna October 24, 2008

shlom

another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco

go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc

by bapsdjmpaosdg March 2, 2007

shlom

verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.

a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.

by bonahhhbo September 22, 2008

slam the shlom

To spank your meat.

Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.

by Myard Johnson February 16, 2014

Shlom

A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia

My shlom is smaller than yours

by MEXICANSAWNUGGET May 9, 2019