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1.
another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco
go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc
by bapsdjmpaosdg March 02, 2007
 
2.
verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.
a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.
by bonahhhbo September 21, 2008