Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

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shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

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Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)

yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.

Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018

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A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

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When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

shlong by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

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