shlgo 

Shit Happens Life Goes On

My dog got hit by a car and I'm emo so I'm gonna go cut myself.

shlgo get used to it pansy

shlgo by Holt January 6, 2008

SHLGO 

Shit happens life goes on

A. I just crashed my car how am i going to get to and from work im totally stuffed

B. Shlgo man
A. True

SHLGO by smartypartiiii September 20, 2015

Shload 

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

Shelgoat creed 

Shelgoat Creed is the greatest racecar driver ever. He OWNS fraudulent drivers like Dale earnhardt, Richard petty, jimie johnson airton sena & Lewis FRAUDmilton. Every single driver go to sleep dreaming about being Shelgoat Creed and when they wake up they apologize.
Shelgoat Creed is the driver with most wins in SST history. He is also the 2018 ARCA champion & 2020 NASCAR GANDER RV & OUTDOORS TRUCK SERIES CHAMPION

Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELGOAT CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELGOAT CREED!!

Shelgoat creed by SHELGOAT CREED January 30, 2023

Shagonfly 

Winged insects shagging mid flight. Usually encountered in a beer garden, on a summers eve.

"Ooh Bert, look that fly has got four wings? No, wait a minute. I believe that is a SHAGONFLY !!"

Shagonfly by Sambuca Lois April 18, 2018

Shigoto 

A girlfriend/wife. From the Japanese word "Shigoto" - full time job.

My Shigoto is wearing me out, I think I might need to find another one.

Shigoto by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Shagon wagon 

a car usually station wagon or van which van be used to comfortably have sex in.

did you see Mike's new Corvette?
yeah i saw it, but it doesn't beat the shagon wagon!

Shagon wagon by RototheD May 25, 2008