It is slang for penis
I have a huge shlankle
by Shlankle May 18, 2016
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You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
by Philly S501 February 26, 2010
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A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.
Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!
by TheDemon November 28, 2006
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Is a citizen of the ancient Shlank society created 200 billion years ago. Shlankling are powerful compared to humans being able to withstand 10 times there bodies strength; Compared to the Shlank lords they are puny. A normal Shlanklings lifespan is 120 years and are 50% smarter than the smartest humans. Scientists predict if one Shlankling were to be on planet earth they could destroy an entire state country but probably couldn't withstand a barrel of dynamite.
"My dad is so strong he's a Shlankling"

"Shlanklings are one of the strongest organisms"
by Bebeshi July 17, 2023
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