Shiz

Shiz is the word used instead of shit when someone doesn't wanna swear.

But there's another definition which makes way more sense.

So shiz is when you shit and jizz at the same time.

So you're on the toilet jacking off, and u feel the need to shit, so you're shitting and at the same time while you're shitting u get an orgasm and jizz. so that's what's called shizzing.

Guy 1: Bro omg yesterday I was shizzing for the first time, It felt so fucking damn good
Guy 2: wtf is shizzing?
Guy 1: What you seriously don't know? It's when you shit and jizz at the same time.
Guy 2: Is that even possible wtf?
Guy 1: yeah duhhh it feels sooo good

by thottyS January 26, 2019

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Shiz is a substitute word for S. H. I. T.

Girl : going to get some chips
Corner : Hue hue hue I dOnT tHiNk So
Girl : ( hits toe on corner ) Shiz!!

by PastelHariot November 11, 2020

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The clean version of shit

dude you little shiz!

by sadman54321 December 20, 2015

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The problem child of cheese whiz and shit. To express ones negative emotions on a Christian Minecraft server.

Oh, shiz Britney Spears is still alive?! Shiz, bruh, you eat vegetables?!

by LadyGagaHasMyBag August 7, 2018

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Noun
1: a replacement word for saying, "shit," in an otherwise inappropriate time based off from the currently listening accompaniment
Noun/Verb
2: an unfortunate situation when a human male ejaculates and defecates simultaneously

Noun
3: a replacement word for saying thing, that, those, these, or virtually any item
Noun
4: a slang term for the drug bath salts

1: "Holy shiz!"

2: "Damn man! You made me shiz myself!"

3: "Where's the shiz at?"

4: "That shiz got me so fucked up last night. I haven't slept for weeks. That's a really nice belt you're wearing. Can I touch it?"

by Seriph_Nox September 4, 2017

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