Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.

1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

Shizmonkeys by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009

shize 

The american way to spell the german word "Scheisse" which means "shit", "crap", "poo", and so on...

"Friss meine Scheisse!" (means: "Eat my crap!")

shize by Hammes September 2, 2004

shizamn 

variable of shizam. Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'

Shizamn! I'm late for work!

shizamn by prolinium November 28, 2002

Shihem 

A Shy person that has a penis and vagina.
A Shy Shim.

What up with that Shim it never talks to anyone?
Oh it's a Shihem.

Shihem by selvol August 27, 2012

shizma 

A concatenation of shit me. Derived from fugma.

Ah, shizma

shizma by Bopsickle September 6, 2021

shizen houzen 

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

shizen houzen by jem October 16, 2003

Shizel 

Shizel can literally mean anything you want it to mean. It flows well and works in any statement, sentence or phrase. It can also replace words. (ex. I'm so shizeled.(this can mean a multitude of things, but if you know the speaker then you should know what they want the word to portray))

Shizel my dirty little nizel. /What's shizeling?/ What the Shizel.../To shizel or not to shizel./I need to take a shizel./ Are you shizeled!?/Are you out of your shizel..?

Shizel by theSetShizlers January 22, 2012