When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

Shize and Shower by Big Duece March 18, 2009

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Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

Shize sandwich by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

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Shize on

Party hard and from an alternative conspiratorial viewpoint of history

Can also mean get your gear, get suited up, hoard your supplies

I am going to play a Lit Crew banger from late 2021 and my friends we are about to get our shize on

Shize on by Lit Crew January 1, 2022

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