shixt

Sending a text message while taking a shit. Occasionaly can be fitted into a well known phrase. Also can be sent as a greeting from other places.

"Shixting with love..."
"Shixt through the heart, and you're to blame."
"Birthday shixt!"
"Aloha shixt from Hawaii!"
"I am Shixtasaurus Rex."

shixt by foxxy moneybags April 14, 2010

Shietet 

Waste mans.

Kyle: Look at this Shietet.

Jerome: Yeah all these rude boi's are waste mans yo.

Shietet by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Shift Disturber 

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*

Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.

Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023

Bart Shift 

Working a 3 hour shift at your job.

Darn! I'm not making any money, all I have is Bart Shifts this week

Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010

bool shift

A classy grandma way of saying bullshit.

*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.

CODER 1: I can't get this code to run.
CODER 2: That's because your code is total bool shift.

bool shift by Dizzy Mendoza May 25, 2016