shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shitnugget 

1. A douchebag type of person. A defined asshole.

2. A small piece of poop in nugget shape.

Vicki: Jenny took the last bit of the Margaritas.
Becky: She’s a shitnugget.

Bill: Man, I was so constipated last night, I kept shitting shitnuggets.
George: That’s gross man.

Shitnugget by SunnySueSue May 8, 2021

Shitnado 

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

Shitnado by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

Shilynn

A girl who is sexy and always there for their friends. Never gives up and always has hope. She will cheer you up when you feel down. Shilynn is an amazing person and the best friend you'll ever had.

Shilynn:
#sexy
#amazing
#beautiful
#caring
#wonderful
#cheerful

Shilynn by Shy-Lynn: person working hard. May 19, 2016

william shitner 

What opponents of William Shatner call William Shatner.

I can't stand William Shitner in star trek.

william shitner by UpQuark January 30, 2014

Shitnick 

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008