shit food 

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

shit food by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

shitty food 

See Taco Bell, KFC or Pizza Hut.

Man, this is some really shitty food. I should have cooked something for myself instead.

shitty food by vegted June 25, 2005

Shitty Food 

Food that looks the same from when you eat it, to when it comes out your anus, in the form of poop logs

Fag: Wow dude! Are you hungry? I just produced some shitty food, there's some corn in there, I left it in the bowl if you want it.

Other Fag: Nah bru, I stopped eating that crap years ago.

Shitty Food by Cap'n McGrittle August 14, 2011

Shitty food 

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

Shitty food by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Shit Food 

American made processed food.

Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.

"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."

Shit Food by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

Shit for food 

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Shit for food by cscherme March 6, 2009

Junk food shits 

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

Junk food shits by aomia February 25, 2010