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noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
by Acecatdog November 11, 2008
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A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl
Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.
by soodonaime July 28, 2011
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Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.

The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."

Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"

John: "Huh?"

Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"

John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."

Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
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It's like a ship wreck, but with shit.
Bill: Sure Jeanne's a slut, but she still supports her kids.
Me: Oh?
Bill: Yeah, her life isn't a total shit wreck.
by alkalinegirl August 18, 2008
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Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,
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