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Shitwhole Foods 

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.
"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."
Shitwhole Foods by kemibe January 15, 2018
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shithole 

I live in the Willoughby Walk building in Langley BC Canada. It is a real shithole
shithole by pixilatedly May 4, 2020

Shitwolf 

The lack of any supporting evidence of a statement.
Modern crude adaptation of the phrase "crying wolf".
Coined by a police officer in Trailer Park Boys

Season 4 Episode 1 Never Cry Shitwolf.
You should never cry shitwolf." or "You can't believe Johnny because hes always crying shitwolf.
Shitwolf by sonofaglitch September 18, 2010

Third World Shithole 

Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.
That Third World Shithole felt just like home.

Shitphones 

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict
i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.
Shitphones by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009

Sunday at the shithole 

Slang disparagement of the unfortunate reality of sometimes needing to go into work on a Sunday.
Yup, it’s Sunday at the shithole and I’m wanting to lie on the warm and breezy beach without my eyes locked on a computer screen!

shithole country 

The ex-Confederate states plus the flyover states (e.g., Nebraska) that are heavily pro-Trump.
We the civilized states shall secede and declare independence from this shithole country.