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shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff
There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today
shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012

Shitinnest 

Really bad, stupid; Of a highly shitty value.
Today I saw the shitinnest piece of shit that ever shitted.
Shitinnest by Anonymous March 13, 2003

shittyness 

When your work is shitty but you tried your best
This is my first time trying to define something...sorry for my shittyness
shittyness by Jfc don't ask July 29, 2016

shittiness 

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."

shitonne 

Aproximately 5 to 10 times more of an object(s) needed, wanted, or expected.
I was overwhelmed by the shitonne of information I found on google.
shitonne by asmartguy December 6, 2010

Smittenness 

She thinks our drunkenness made her bed comfortable but it was actually the smittenness of just being next to her,that could have even made laying on a bed of rocks comfortable.
Smittenness by Word(mr)smith July 17, 2019