The act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. The act differs from traditional public shitting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. A perfect wall shit rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
"Hey, did you see that Melvis in the Raiders starter jacket taking a wall shit on Blue Heron Blvd, that guy has no regard for property."
"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
by thetongakid January 14, 2009
When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.
by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 12, 2020
(noun) A casual American chain restaurant where the interior walls are almost completely covered in busy, eclectic, kitschy, often discordant and erratically-arranged paraphernalia: pictures, photographs, artwork, license plates, road signs, sports equipment, antlers, newspaper clippings, Christmas lights, etc. Typically found in strip malls, shopping centers and restaurant parks. Cuisine tends to be pan-American. Examples: Chili's, Applebee's, TGI-Friday's, Bennigan's, Red Robin, Buca di Beppo, The Silver Diner, Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday, Chevy's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.
"Marie wanted to go to eat at this quaint little Italian bistro, but Dave had his heart set on one of those shit-on-the-wall places in Springfield Town Center."
by victoire August 15, 2006
When your housemate get steaming drunk and comes home in the early hours of the morning and despite having keys in their pocket, they deem it necessary to defecate on the dividing wall between ones house and the neighbours.
As an act of tagging, the culprit leaves a momento such as a wallet at the scene.
As an act of tagging, the culprit leaves a momento such as a wallet at the scene.
Ben came home late last night
How was his night?
He took a shit on the wall
How did you know it was him?
He left his calling card
How was his night?
He took a shit on the wall
How did you know it was him?
He left his calling card
by chucky333 May 15, 2011
by Lilbigdic November 23, 2018
by antiver. February 7, 2009
Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.
by buttermilkmeeks August 6, 2019