The act of defecating in public
on a wall
or free standing object. The act differs
from traditional public
shitting given that the taker extends the torso away
from the wall
, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall
shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall
so as to ruin the wall
and wipe in unison. A perfect wall
shit rarely results
on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned
attempt to use a public
restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
"Hey, did you see that
Melvis in the Raiders starter jacket
taking a wall shit on Blue Heron Blvd, that
guy has no regard for property."
"There's Jeff George, former
Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would
see the day where a former
football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."