shitting cum

Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.

by Anna<3'scock123 November 21, 2015

by Poop cum fart April 7, 2021

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye

Yo i shit cum her mom last night

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.

Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred

by n54god June 27, 2022

the action on pooping from asshole and ejaculation on men i mean u fucking sus nigga omg

i shit and cum on yo mama LMFAO NIGGA FUCK YO ASS HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD itchy butt