shittin dicks

The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.

Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!

by T-B1rd July 26, 2014

shittin tulips

nervous; feeling uneasy, worried, or frightened.

When Fr. Emo was asked to reveal the names of the boys he molested, Mario was shittin tulips.

1. Guy 1. "Dude you ready to smoke that bong tonight?"

Guy 2. "Shit son, I'm shittin nickles!"

by Grilled Cheese 420 February 17, 2009

When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.

"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."

by babyshitter08 November 15, 2008

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"

by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008

Being well off financially.

by Psycho Miko June 9, 2006

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

by Beccie May 3, 2003