Shittertainment 

Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.

Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?

Shittertainment by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008

Harvey Shitstein 

The most appropriate name for Harvey Weinstein (and we all know why): by the way stein is pronounced to rhyme with shine not with bean (whoever heard of Eensteen lol?)

Harvey Shitstein deserves the electric chair

Harvey Shitstein by prairiefire December 21, 2019

Shittertainment 

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

Shittertainment by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014

shitterstein 

naming a person in shit or an exclamation.

He is such a shitterstein! or

Oh Shitterstein!

shitterstein by peaceoflondon June 2, 2009

shittexting 

When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.

Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3

Person 2: Oh

Person 2: it's fine!

Person 2: thanks

Person 2: for asking

Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!

shittexting by youraloser1 November 14, 2010

Shittertainment 

(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.

Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.

I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.

deucedumpcrapshitreadsmartphonetablet

Shittertainment by Buster McGuiness August 26, 2014

shittertin 

Zorion

Zorion is a shittertin.

shittertin by I wanted to be a cowboy baby September 13, 2020