9 definitions by prairiefire

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A particularly nasty female, i.e. a "superbitch".
Not only did she clean me out, she lied to all her friends that I was useless in bed - BASTARD BITCH!"
by Prairiefire May 21, 2010

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A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
by Prairiefire May 17, 2010

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A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.
"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"
by Prairiefire May 21, 2010

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The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!
by prairiefire June 30, 2010

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The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
by prairiefire June 30, 2010

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A combination of "prig" and "pigsty": a group of self-righteous people, or the place where they habitually gather, or both.
When I was a kid I had to go to church every Sunday - what a prigsty that was!
by Prairiefire June 10, 2010

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Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").
I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!
by Prairiefire June 10, 2010

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