Shittertainment 

Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.

Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?

Shittertainment by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

Shittertainment 

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

Shittertainment by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014

shittering 

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

shittering by dnask8 May 14, 2009

shitterstein 

naming a person in shit or an exclamation.

He is such a shitterstein! or

Oh Shitterstein!

shitterstein by peaceoflondon June 2, 2009

shittering 

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

shittering by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

shitterino 

A really cute dog shit. Possibly a really cute dog shit done by a really cute dog.

"Aww, have you seen dis heckin shitterino my smol doggo just did? He a good boye!"
"Stop talking like a fucking baby, Darren. Also why is his shit green and gooey?"

shitterino by oh... I see. April 13, 2020