shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Shitskipped 

1. Small, Insignificant, or Irrelevant;
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity

1. Ex President George W. Bush was cultivated, bred, & educated in a Shitskipped region of west Texas.

Shitskipped by The'Gist February 23, 2010

Shit Swipe 

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

Shit Swipe by billy dave April 17, 2009

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

shitepipe 

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

shitepipe by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

shitipe

A person at the poverty level and expects everything for free.

Usually more than one of these traits are presented. Poor hygiene, never changing clothes, lives in a dwelling that has holes in the wall(s), excessive smoker, high usage of recreational drugs.

Man that guy is shitipe, he always asks for cigarettes and rides. I hope he gets his life together.

shitipe by SomeoneFromCanada July 14, 2017

shitwipe 

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

shitwipe by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005