Shoestreak 

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.

Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.

Shoestreak by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitbreak 

A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted. From the movie, American Pie, the Paul Finch character is called 'Shitbreak' by his friends because he can not take a shit in the school's bathroom. He goes home during the school day to use his own toilet.

"Shitbreak brings his own silverware to a restaraunt"

shitbreak by TheDuke7509 January 14, 2005

ShitBreaker 

Playing BrickBreaker on one's BlackBerry whilst defecating.

Mate, my new high score on ShitBreaker is 28,160! It took me three sessions to rack up that many points.

ShitBreaker by respecteves May 20, 2011

Shitstruck 

To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.

A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.

An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.

When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.

Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."

"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."

Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"

Shitstruck by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

Sooner Shitbreak 

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

Sooner Shitbreak by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Shitstreaker 

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

Shitstreaker by SAJLT August 14, 2009