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Tough Shitski 

Oh you Have a problem with me? Like they say in the old world, tough shitski!
Tough Shitski by Stayman October 16, 2008
Slang. When regular skis just ain't good enough to get through the deep shit you're in.
"Man, I'm gonna have to whip-out the ol'shitskis to get outta this shit today."
A shotski, but instead of alcohol in the shot glasses, you put liquid shit in them
Hey bro! You wanna come over and do some shitskis with me and Bryan?
Shitski by Crusty water August 8, 2022

Oh shit-skis 

Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.
The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.
Oh shit-skis by tylaarrr December 18, 2010

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp 

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.
All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.
An urban legend around Vermont. Shinski was once seen running up a ski mountain barefoot, trying to find his New Balance snowboard boots. Shinski has been the talk of the state since, with many people trying to emulate his actions. One can hardly walk into a ski lodge without hearing his name.
A.) "Hey Jimmy Dude, did you hear about Shinski?"

B.) "Yeah man, I heard he was running up the mountain barefoot, looking for his New Balances!"
Shinski by jazzbandfootball November 28, 2012