"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"
"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
by rvp May 22, 2007
Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
by Moriah5467 August 17, 2008
The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
by Rock it February 16, 2010