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shitterist 

A person in an RPG or Roleplaying game who steals other player’s virtual items using the following tactics

1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth

2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items

3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items

4. Promising sexual favors

5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those

How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
shitterist by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

Shittens 

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.
DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!
Shittens by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

shitgeist 

An era of time, or perception of such an era, when everything just seems to be going to shit.
Donald Trump is the de facto leader of the modern shitgeist
shitgeist by CHowdytimeA August 28, 2020

Shitpissed 

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)
Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.
Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.
"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."
Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009