shitnet
A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."
shitnet by SteveCooper September 30, 2008
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shitnet
Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.
The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download
Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet
The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download
Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.
shitnet by oofman420xd May 31, 2022
shitnotist
noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.
The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.
Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!
It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.
Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!
It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014
william shitner
william shitner by UpQuark January 30, 2014
Planet Shitness
A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019
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