shitnet

A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.

by SteveCooper August 5, 2008

shitnet

Internet that has very shitty speeds. Most people pity you because of this.

Herp: Hey Derp! Wanna play GTA V
Derp: As long it's not on your shitnet!

by pantu5 April 1, 2017

shitnet

Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.

The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download

Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.

by oofman420xd June 1, 2022