shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

by Mister Satyr March 07, 2009

shitmidget

n. A small child.

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!

by inthecorridor September 04, 2009