shitmess
shitmess by Loadmaster January 14, 2004
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shitmiss
A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.
A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.
A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.
shitmiss by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019
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shitmess • Shitmessiah • shitness • shitless • shitmeister • shitmiss • shitress • Shitamess • shitcessful • Shitless Job
Planet Shitness
A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019
shitmester
(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.
Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014
Unfinished shitness
What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016
shitless
1. adj. a state of being, during which one is without fecies
2. adj. used as an expression "scared shitless," referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one's pants.
Antonym: 'Full of shit"
2. adj. used as an expression "scared shitless," referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one's pants.
Antonym: 'Full of shit"
I took so many laxatives last night that I'm currently shitless
During that entire movie I was scared shitless!
During that entire movie I was scared shitless!
shitless by Rachel Woodhouse December 3, 2006
shitless layabout
shitless layabout by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016
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murderhobo
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