The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.
1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
by beffispro May 15, 2010
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When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".
Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.
by Doc184 June 6, 2013
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a rice burning, or riced out honda civic.
a.k.a. "rice burner"
Awww, what's that smell?!" "DUDE, it's that "honda shitic" over there.
by TunerFocus July 24, 2010
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That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
by Seven Day Mile May 11, 2015
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When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.
Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.
by daverdiculous January 27, 2014
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What the game Critical Ops or better known as Shitical ops is based off. It is a trash game that people who don’t touch grass play.
Imagine playing Shitical Ops
by Derpy Deez Nuts October 27, 2021
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