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urban shitionary 

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.
Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

shittonne 

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.
Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.
shittonne by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

Shitconda 

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.
Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!
Shitconda by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

Morning Shitdown 

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.
Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
Morning Shitdown by See not us November 17, 2018

Shitunna 

The unrecognized and informal contraction used as an expression to describe a "shit-ton-of" something.

Used mostly in the American southeast region and usually via text message.

Made famous by Josh Mallard.
Dang, I have a shitunna homework to do before I can go fuck off.
Shitunna by LitehouseLuke November 18, 2019

government shitdown 

In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.
To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.
government shitdown by NeologianPJG January 20, 2018
Word of the Day on January 17, 2019