shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

shitcup 

An amusing way to get back at a friend by hiding a cup full of shit in the person's room. Then watching the unsuspecting victim try to find out where the smell is coming from. Depending how bad you need to get back at them determines how hard the "shitcup" should be hidden.

Alan was trying to pick up my girlfriend the other night so I "shitcupped" his bedroom and he still has no ideas why his room smells like shit.

shitcup by BH1672 November 3, 2006

shitcaps 

1) When someone stinks up your office so bad that it smells like you put a cap o shit on your head.

2) a title for a person who does said action

1) "boy it really smells like shitcaps in here."

2) "Yo, ShitCaps, how's it going?"

shitcaps by Karen Monahan May 4, 2005

Shitcup 

Meme found on 4chan. Used as an alternative to spidey to derail threads. Super Badass.

Oh not another spidey derailing...Look! Here comes shitcup!!

Shitcup by Sister Michael II January 4, 2012

Shitcutsyndrome 

A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.

"Bro, what happened to your hair?"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"

Shitcutsyndrome by Scropin_09 June 24, 2022

Shitcup 

A cup... full of shit...

That dude just shitted in a cup. My god nancy! its a shitcup!

Shitcup by Someotherguy October 19, 2004

shitcumstance 

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).

EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.

shitcumstance by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009