by Marechal March 11, 2003
A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.
Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.
Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.
Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011
That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
by BillR June 9, 2003
From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"
"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."
"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."
"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."
by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005
An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.
During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.
by Blue Texas February 18, 2021
More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.
People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.
by q359 July 24, 2023
by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017