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Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.
I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.
Shitageddon by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009
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Shitageddon

i drank milk and braced myself for a Shitageddon
Shitageddon by urmommy123 September 5, 2009

Starbucks Shitageddon 

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.
"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

shitmageddon 

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.
shitmageddon by Done it all dave December 25, 2023

shitmageddon 

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.
Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god
shitmageddon by Done it all dave January 10, 2024

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026