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shit town shuffle 

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle
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Shit Town 

a place where evrything is shit, usually found out in BFE
There's hardly anything for a single man to do in this town. This place is Shit Town.

shit tons 

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload
Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!
shit tons by Nene Fred July 7, 2006

townie shit eating scum 

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!
"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"
townie shit eating scum by Charlie February 20, 2004

Shit kicking town 

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment
"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"

m-town shit tits 

When a Male defecates upon the chest of another male and forms the feces into the shape of breasts and then has sexual intercourse with the immatation breasts.

aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.

The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.
Jared got M-town Shit Tits from Chris.

town shit 

meaning something is "of the town" , also another way of saying clownin, (originating in norcal) (but if u wanna get the best definition u should ask the master of town shit, kyan, himself)
hittin tha hookah bar in el cerrito, thats town shit. i ain't tryin to go to yur wack party.... ahh man thats town shit
town shit by Tristan January 25, 2005