shit the pot 

when someone messes something up or ruins it. blows it.

Hey man, you get the deal done today? Nah man, he really shit the pot with that presentation.
They shit the pot, and blew the lead.

shit the pot by pigajr July 30, 2012

Shit's off the pot 

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."

Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.

Shit's off the pot by pwnb0t July 21, 2009

shit or get off the pot 

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."

"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."

shit or get off the pot by Deome June 24, 2015

shit or get off the pot 

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.

You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?

shit or get off the pot by jettafer30 December 23, 2005

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

to shit or get off the pot 

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it

Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

to shit or get off the pot by pascal lacour November 9, 2005

shit or get off the pot 

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

shit or get off the pot by Dan Ask December 17, 2004