|1.||shit the cunt|
An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina
This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.
"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"