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Shitchute 

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
Shitchute by Tony Law March 1, 2008
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Shitshutter

Noun.

1.) Someone who takes really bad photos.

Verb.

(Shitshuttered - past tense

Shitshot - Future tense)

1.) Take a photo of someone else on a really bad angle.
"Dan, no offense, but you're such a shitshutter. None of these photos are good enough to be on the cover of the weekly paper."

"Did you just shitshutter me? Fuck off James! Take someone else's photo, damnit!"
Shitshutter by Kheoz December 28, 2013

Shitshute 

another word for bitchute.com when it doesnt work,
shitshute is not working
Shitshute by bignig August 10, 2020

Shitshatey

Someone who is beyond shitty.
This is usually referring to the person's attitude.
Leif: "Damn Tom is such a dickhead"
Jessie: "He's a shitshatey person, just ignore him."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026