Green Shit Packers 

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!

Green Shit Packers by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011

shit packer 

a guy that loves to have anal sex with people, usually guys.

He's cute but a total shit packer, girlfriend. Fly, if your into that sort of thing.

shit packer by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Shit Packer 

breaden holden a boy that likes to have sexual intacourse with his dog and fiist's his mum... He likes to rape kangaroos on a tramperlene while he vidoes it and gets off on it!!!

Breaden Holden the shit packer

Shit Packer by 345465656 February 14, 2010

shit packer 

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.

Stop being such a shit packer.

shit packer by smither of dicks May 9, 2008

Shit packer. 

Jeff on alt.battlestar-galactica.

There goes that shit packer pooper chuter Jeff on a rant. He's set himself up for a fall again!

Shit packer. by Wanna e March 22, 2004

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer 

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.

Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer by Sig.a. April 7, 2025

shitpacker 

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.

Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).

shitpacker by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004