shit lid
Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb
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Shit the Lid
Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.
Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
Shit the Lid by I soiled myself January 8, 2011
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shitlid
Someone who shits upon another's toilet lid (intoxication optional) and then realizes it only to leave it there to get crusty and dry for someone else to clean the next morning.
shitlid by MadShitter January 5, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026