shit island
A dump so massive that it piles up out of the toilet water like an island rising up from the sea floor.
shit island by Zeeble February 3, 2010
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king of shit island
Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
king of shit island by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014
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king turd of shit island
(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
king turd of shit island by Jim December 5, 2003
king shit of terd island
A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
king shit of terd island by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
same shit; different island
The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
same shit; different island by cityguychicago September 10, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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