SHIT IN MY ASS 

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

SHIT IN MY ASS by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

shit in your ass 

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.

Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass

shit in your ass by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018

Shit in my ass 

When you're in a pissed off mood.

Similar to when you're constipated and can't quite get all the shit out of your asshole. The wiping never ends.

Tina: "Why are you so aggravated, Debbie?"

Debbie: "I've got shit in my ass."

Shit in my ass by ikatwam January 10, 2019

shit in yo ass 

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.

Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.

shit in yo ass by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010

Shit in Your Ass 

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

Shit in Your Ass by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

Shit me in the ass 

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

Shit me in the ass by Kelodur February 12, 2020

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

Ass caked in shit by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021